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I’d like to be under the sea
In a grindylows’s garden in the shade
He’d let us in
Knows where we’ve been
In his grindylows’s garden in the shade
I’d ask my friends to come and see
A grindylows’s garden with me
I’d like to be under the sea
In a grindylows’s garden in the shade
We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting on our head on the seabed
In a grindylows’s garden near a cave
We would sing and dance around
Because we know we can’t be found
I’d like to be under the sea
In a grindylows’s garden in the shade
We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they’re happy and they’re safe
We would be so happy, you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I’d like to be under the sea
In a grindylows’s garden with you
In a grindylows’s garden with you
In a grindylows’s garden with you
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1, 2, 3, 4, alohomora, open up the door
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, I love you!
A, B, C, D, let’s go see Hagrid and we’ll get some tea
E, F, G, H, I, J, I love you!
Bom bom bom bom bom bombom, flying car!
Bom bombom, whomping willow tree!
Bom bombom, skip the branch
Bom bombom, and look at me
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
Banner made up of gold and red
Got this song stuck in my head
Silver, green, yellow, black and blue—I love you
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
We’re all together now (all together now)
Bom bom bom bom bombom flying car!
Bom bombom, whomping willow tree!
Bom bombom, skip the branch
Bom bombom, and look at me
Look at me go!
We’re all together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
Etc.!
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Millicent’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say
Millicent’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of…ahem…butterbeer.
Millicent’s a pretty nice girl, someday I’m gonna make her mine,
Oh yeah, some day I’m gonna make her mine,
Once more, some day I’m gonna make her mine!
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I’ve just seen a witch
Her face shines like the golden snitch
Her eyes are green
They sparkle in the light of day
I wanna hold her tight to me
Mmmmmmmm.
Her name is Lily Evans
Must have been sent from the heavens
An angel sent here down to earth
More than life itself she’s worth to me
Di di di di di di
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
I have never known a witch like this
I’ve been alone; I can’t resist the urge
To touch her face and hold her in a soft embrace tonight
Di di di di di di
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
I’ve just seen a witch
My heart it sings in perfect pitch
For her tonight
She’s just the witch for me
I want the wizard world to see her light
Mmmmm na na na.
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
Oh, falling, yes I’m falling,
And she keeps charming me back again
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PLEASE NOTE: THIS SONG WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO TRANSCRIBE AND THERE ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY SOME ERRORS. CORRECTIONS ARE MOST WELCOME! 😁
[Various other random background talking throughout]
Spoken: Well, somewhere near the House of Black in London there lived a middle-aged man named Stubby Boardman and one day his band ran off with another guy. Hit poor Stubby in the [eye OR fry]. Stubby said I’m gonna get that band. So one day he walked into town, booked himself a show at the local venue…
Stubby Boardman
Checked in his equipment
Only to find Hogwarts, a History
Stubby had come equipped with a [grudge]
To wrock off the ass of his rival
Struggle, it seemed, had broken his dreams
By stealing his band, Snidget and the High Rollers
Their name was now Hot Ice and they called themselves originally
But everyone knew them as the bar band
They and their man; called himself Stan
Were in the next room at the wrock show
Stubby burst in, grinning a grin
He said, “Shunpike, this is a showdown!”
But Stanley was hot—
He strummed first and wrocked
And Stubby collapsed in the corner
Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.
The Gibson 54 Gold Top with double humbuggers wrocked
It was placed carefully back in the table
He said your [grudge] was no match
And Stubby said, “your Les Paul is crap
And I’ll be wrocking, I’ll be wrocking as soon as I am able”
Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.
Stubby Boardman fell back in his venue
Only to find Hogwarts, a History
Till they checked out
Left with no doubt
To go on tour with Creedence Clearwater Revival
Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.
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In the house where I was born
Lives a family named Weasley
Seven kids, a man, a wife
In a ragged old house of thieves
So we have a lot of fun
Laugh until we can barely breathe
We run amok, we rarely behave
There’s a lot of love in our family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
And our friends are never bored
Mostly thanks to Fred and George
And the ghoul begins to play…
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
Spoken: You dankish barrel-skinned codpiece!
Oh, my goodness.
As we live a life of ease
Every one of us (every one of us)
Will succeed (will succeed)
Hair of red (hair of red) and eyes of green (eyes of green)
In the Weasley (in the Weasley) family (family ha ha!)
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
We’re all part of the Weasley family,
The Weasley family, the Weasley family
Ad infinitum!
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Black family tree
So-called pureblood society
Black family tree
You were so proud—now you’re history
Oh Draco got the Mark and the Dark Lord gave him a task
His mom was so upset, she went to Snape to ask
The Unbreakable Vow and thought she’d save his ass!
All the wizards sing...
Black family tree
So-called pureblood society
Black family tree
You were so proud—now you’re history
That Bella Black was good at making muggles cry
Her hexes were a force and dear that is no lie
But Molly AK’d that witch right between the eyes!!!
All the wizards sing...
Black family tree
So-called pureblood society
Black family tree
You were so proud—now you’re history
Regulus was the mysterious RAB
That lost his life to trick the Dark Lord easily
And Kreacher told that secret—page 193!!!!!!!
All the wizards sing...
Black family tree
So-called pureblood society
Black family tree
You were so proud—now you’re history
Black family tree
So-called pureblood society
Black family tree
You were so proud—now you’re history
Etc.!
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Aah look at all the lonely people
Aah look at all the lonely people
Sybill Trelawney picks up the cups in the tower where class has just been
Lives in a dream
Looks out the window; changing her voice she screams a prophecy out the door
But who is it for?
All the lonely people—where do they all come from?
All the crazy people—where do they all belong?
Alastair Moody, writing the words of a lecture that no one will hear
Barty comes near
Look at him working, packing his socks in the night like there’s nobody there
Barty don’t care
All the lonely people—where do they all come from?
All the crazy people—where do they all belong?
Aah look at all the lonely people
Aah look at all the lonely people
Sybill Trelawney made a prediction about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
And how he was tamed
Alastair Moody sitting alone in the bottom of a ratty old chest
We all know the rest
All the lonely people—where do they all come from?
All the crazy people—where do they all belong?
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It’s been a Hog’s Head night
And I’ve been drinking all night long
It’s been a Hog’s Head night
I passed out in the men’s bogs
Cuz when I’ve had quite a few
I get the brown bottle flu
And I don’t feel all right
You know that things ain’t so great
Voldemort is spreading fear
And it turns out he can take a break
With firewhiskey and butterbeer
And when it’s time for last call
I have no cares at all
And I feel OK
If the Dark Lord comes in this bar
I will rise and throw my drink
On him and set him on fire
Fire yeah
It’s been a Hog’s Head night
And I’ve been drinking all night long
It’s been a Hog’s Head night
I passed out in the men’s bogs
Cuz when I’ve had quite a few
I get the brown bottle flu
And I don’t feel all right
Spoken: Hey, hey…why don’t you pour this old Yankee another cold one?
Another? Haven’t you had enough already?
Enough? Hah! Shoot, I’m just getting started
And when it’s time for last call
I have no cares at all
And I feel OK
If the Dark Lord comes in this bar
I will rise and throw my drink
On him and set him on fire
Fire yeah
It’s been a Hog’s Head night
And I’ve been drinking all night long
It’s been a Hog’s Head night
I passed out in the men’s bogs
Cuz when I’ve had quite a few
I get the brown bottle flu
And I don’t feel all right
And when it’s time for last call
I have no cares at all
And I feel all right
You know I feel all right
You know I feel all right
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Close your eyes and I’ll snog you
Tomorrow I’ll charm you
Remember I’ll always be true
And then while I’m away
I’ll owl home every day
And I’ll send all my magic to you
I’ll pretend that I’m gazing
At your look that is blazing
And I’ll hope that my dreams will come true
And then while I’m away
I’ll owl home every day
And I’ll send all my magic to you
All my magic I will send to you
All my magic—Ginny, I love you true!
Close your eyes and I’ll snog you
Tomorrow I’ll charm you
Remember I’ll always be true
And then while I’m away
I’ll owl home every day
And I’ll send all my magic to you
All my magic I will send to you
All my magic—Ginny, I love you true!
All my magic
All my magic
All my magic I will send to you
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Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Oh yeah
I said, no one will be watching us—
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it, do it in the Burrow?
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
Oh yeah
No one will be watching us—
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
I said, no one will be watching us—
Why don’t we do it in the Burrow?
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Dobby working by the firelight
Take my uncle’s sock and you’ll be free
All your life
And you can be the elf that you’ve always dreamed to be
Winky crying by the firelight
A house elf’s loyalty, it knows no bounds
So please be kind
And never underestimate the power of an elf
Hermione is right
Hermione is right
Fight for the rights of all elvish kind!
Hermione is right
Hermione is right
Fight for the rights of all elvish kind!
House elves working by the firelight
Don’t you know they cook and clean for you
Every day
And all they ever wanted was some kindness and a smile
All they ever wanted was some kindness and a smile
All they ever wanted was some kindness and a smile
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Mean Mr. Filch sleeps on a cot covered with dry rot
Trying to save galleons
Got a thousand holes in his coat
Smells like he’s infested with mold
Looking for a student to scold
Such a mean old man!
Such a mean old man!
His kitty cat walks by his side; has yellow eyes
We’d like to kill her
Smells too bad to impress a girl
Probably eats rabbits and squirrels
Trashier than my name is Earl
Such a dirty old man!
Dirty old man!
Have you seen Lavender Brown?
She likes our brother, so she might be a man
She bought him a necklace that was as big as Texas
Have you seen Lavender Brown?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She calls him Won-Won when she’s trying to be cute
But it makes everyone else want to puke
We have a notion to poison her potion
And then blame it on Filch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
She died inside an upstairs bathroom
Right there in this very stall
Now she sits on the toilet and wonders
Why did it have to happen at all?
Didn’t anybody tell her?
Oh why can’t she see?
She shouldn’t have looked at that basilisk
When she was trying to pee!
Oh yeah
She said she hated Olive Hornby
That she’d like to see her dead
She was plotting how to kill her
But it ended up as murder instead
So she stayed right here at Hogwarts
Forever depressing all the girls
And even though she is a specter
She still looks cute with her skirt and curls
Didn’t anybody tell her?
Oh why can’t she see?
She shouldn’t have looked at that basilisk
When she was trying to pee!
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released April 15, 2009
