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Oh, baby, I really hate to call you baby I’d rather call you by your first name Actually, I’d rather not talk to you at all Oh, baby, I’d rather be with Hermione I know you’re jealous of her, aren’t you? Actually, I don’t care if you mind ‘Cause Lavender Brown, you’re going down You may be hot, but Hermione’s hotter I’m the Gryffindor king, but you can’t share my crown Hermione’s great, and the problem is, you’re not her Oh, baby, I know you’re pretty fun to snog But only snogging’s kind of boring And I’m sort of worried that you’ll give me an STD Oh, baby, I hate the way you call me ‘Won-Won’ And that lame necklace you gave me I’ll be happier when you are gone ‘Cause Lavender Brown, you’re going down You may be hot, but Hermione’s hotter I’m the Gryffindor king, but you can’t share my crown Hermione’s great, and the problem is, you’re not her So stop following me, stop giving me hickeys I’m sick of your face, and I’m not taking the mickey ‘Cause Lavender Brown, you’re going down You may be hot, but Hermione’s hotter I’m the Gryffindor king, but you can’t share my crown Hermione’s great; don’t forget that you’re not her [spoken:] I love you, Hermione!

My name is Eloise Midgen Yes, my nose is off a smidgen But do you know how hard it can be To be a human acne factory? Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose Don't curse your face off, Eloise Midgen Stay calm for just a smidgen Do you know how hard it can be To reattach your olfactories? Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose Eloise Midgen, stop picking at your nose Listen to me, one day your acne will be history

I give my thanks to the Dark Lord I know I wasn't always there for him But I still got a fine reward For donating part of my best limb So I got… I got an awesome silver hand I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man I got the coolest silver hand For helping his reanimation plan I give my thanks to Voldemort He was actually kind of generous I don't know what we're fighting for… But I suspect it's something devious But I still got… I got an awesome silver hand I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man I got the coolest silver hand For helping his reanimation plan It's got super powers you wouldn't believe So I don't mind the blood that got all over my sleeve My friends at school treated me like a scummy rat Thank god the Dark Lord always treats me like that! I got an awesome silver hand I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man I got the coolest silver hand For helping his reanimation plan I got an awesome silver hand I just hope I'll stay his right-hand man I got the coolest silver hand For helping his reanimation plan

Dragons make very nice pets Maybe not in the legal sense, but Dragons make very nice pets Just build yourself a fifty foot fence Dragons are cute well, not exactly still, Dragons are sweet well, not entirely still, Dragons make very nice pets Dragons make very nice pets Norbert, you've been a great pet!

I'm in love with a werewolf I'm in love with a werewolf I'm in love with a werewolf I'm in love with a man who grows fangs once a month I'm in love with a werewolf I'm in love with a man who howls at the moon I'm in love with a werewolf It's going to be okay, he'll drink Wolfsbane potion every day It's going to be okay, he'll love me in his own wolfy way I'm in love with a werewolf I'm in love with a werewolf And he's in love with me

[spoken:] Hogwarts champion, house prefect Yo, Hufflepuff House! Represent! [sung:] I was dating this chick named Cho Chang She hung out with me and my popular gang All my friends believed when I said, ‘Damn, I want her!’ But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-Boy Diggory gets all the girls I’ll rock the bed in the underworld About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball But this sexy beast is too good for them all They oohed and aahed when I dove into the lake Well, I wore short shorts for Harry Potter’s sake My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-Boy Diggory digs all the boys In the bath, that egg wasn’t the only loud noise My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-Boy Diggory gets all the girls My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-Boy Diggory digs all the boys My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-Boy Diggory may now be dead So I’ll hit on Harry’s father instead

We’re superstars on the reproductive scale There’re seven children and six of them are male Bill, Charlie, Fred and George, Ron and Ginny Percy is still my son, though he’s a total ninny It all comes down to love and that’s what keeps me here with you With you by my side, I’ll be ready to fight You-Know-Who For now, let’s forget the world and have a romantic dinner And smile remembering the days when I was thinner Mollywobbles, it’s what you call me when we’re alone together Mollywobbles, when you say it, I know you’ll be mine forever You may not be the Minister of Magic But you’re quite happy with a simple Muggle gadget I fell in love with you way back in school Sneaking around, we probably broke every rule It all comes down to love and that’s what keeps me here with you With you by my side, I’m ready to fight You-Know-Who Thank God Harry dreamed of your snake attack I would have died knowing I’d never have you back Mollywobbles, it’s what you call me when we’re alone together Mollywobbles, when you say it, I know you’ll be mine forever It all comes down to love and that’s what keeps me here with you With you by my side, I’m ready to fight You-Know-Who We made a beautiful and happy family Every second I know what you mean to me Arthur Weasley, we’ll spend the rest of our lives together Arthur Weasley, when you say ‘I love you’, I know you’ll mean it forever

Harry, Harry, Harry Talking to you can be scary As you're quite extraordinary So get me to an apothecary Some people call it stalking I call it focused walking But I swear it's good fun To worship the Chosen One Some people call me crazy Those other girls are lazy You know, to spike a Cauldron Cake Is quite a skill, for Merlin's sake! Harry, Harry, Harry Talking to you can be scary As you're quite extraordinary So get me to an apothecary Some people call me ugly I just smile at them smugly I'm sure you like my black hair But that's neither here nor there Some people say I'm obsessed And others say I'm a pest Even if these things are true, You should know that I love you Harry, Harry, Harry Talking to you can be scary As you're quite extraordinary To get me to an apothecary Get me there quick, 'Cause I need some new ingredients To make a potion so you'll Fall in love with me, because Harry, Harry, Harry This whole song was visionary My fear for you is imaginary 'Cause I just wanna jump your bones, Harry

Mom and dad, you're always on my case. Nothing I do ever pleases you. It's hell living in 12 Grimmauld Place, Where bigotry and evil ensue. If you could give me a reason to stay, I wouldn't. If you could give me a reason to stay, I wouldn't, I wouldn't no matter what. I'm leaving this dungeon called home, I'm leaving this history behind me. Burn me off your family tree, But nothing can stop me. So here's my announcement to the family Black: I'm moving in with James and I'm not looking back. Hey Blacks, you were all in Slytherin, But I've got major red and gold pride. I find bravery more masculine Than covert mudblood homicide. If you could give me a reason to stay, I wouldn't. If you could give me a reason to stay, I wouldn't, I wouldn't no matter what. I'm leaving this dungeon called home. I'm leaving this history behind me. Burn me off your family tree, But nothing can stop me. So here's my announcement to the family Black: I'm moving in with James and I'm not looking back. I'll never be the son you want me to be, And I'll never fit in with this family. And I just, I just wanna be happy, so I'm leaving this dungeon called home. I'm leaving this history behind me. Burn me off your family tree, But nothing can stop me. So here's my announcement to the family Black: I'm moving in with James and I'm not looking back. I'm never coming back!

Usurping nag, filthy half-breed Taking my job was a villainous deed Once I've had less cooking sherry, You should write your own obituary. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. Firenze? What kind of name is that? Sybil Trelawney is way more phat. I'm a real ghetto girl, ya heard? Thinking you're cooler than me is absurd. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. I'm in the Divination queen, Terrible things I have foreseen. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. I'm the divination master, Hogwarts only true forecaster. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. If I were a gangster named Rap Master T, You'd get schooled in a rap battle with me. Yo, Dobbin! You're history!

Looking back on all these years, we've had a lot of fun. The havoc we have wreaked here is matched by none. We've made our mark at Hogwarts but now our job is done, So we're going to grab our brooms and fly into the sun. Fighting the system and fighting the status quo That's what we do but now it's our time to go. Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. You'll find us in Diagon Alley in our brand new shop. You can buy extendable ears so you can eavesdrop, Or some candy much more handy than a lollipop. Our hearts are set on success so there's no way we can stop Fighting the system and breaking the status quo That's what we do but now it's our time to go. Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. Our goals have been threatened by the High Inquisitor. She can lock up our brooms, but us she can't ignore. Still, we've got the DA since we don't know what's in store There is only so much you can deny and ignore Fighting the system and breaking the status quo, Keep it up and Umbridge will be gone before you know We're depending on you! Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. Bye, Whomping Willow--please keep up your whomp. Oh, and Dolores, we hope you like our swamp! Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. Mischief managed, mischief managed. Mischief managed, mischief managed, Mischief managed, mischief managed. We fought the system, we broke the status quo. We've loved ya Hogwarts, but now it's our time to go. Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began. Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can. Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began (Mischief managed, mischief managed) Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can (Mischief managed, mischief managed) Mischief managed, we've come a long way since all our fun began (Mischief managed, mischief managed) Mischief managed, we're ready to go, we've learned all that we can (Mischief managed, mischief managed) Mischief managed, mischief managed

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