How do you stay alive When you’re an inch from death? How do you keep from dying When you’re drawing your last breath? Unicorn blood keeps you being a stud You found testosterone from the Sorcerer’s Stone Wormtail’s spell made me whole again Jump out of that cauldron, I’m a real man! Living on the back of Quirrell’s head It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead I made seven horcruxes And I made ‘em hard to find Don’t you go looking for them Harry Potter, they’re mine! Unicorn blood keeps you being a stud You found testosterone from the Sorcerer’s Stone Wormtail’s spell made me whole again Jump out of that cauldron, I’m a real man! Sleeping for a year in a baby’s bed It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead When I was a boy of 16 I put my memory in a diary And thanks to Lucius Malfoy I possessed a Weasley Unicorn blood keeps you being a stud You found testosterone from the Sorcerer’s Stone Wormtail’s spell made me whole again Jump out of that cauldron, I’m a real man! Milking venom out of my pet snake’s head It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead Ain’t got no love, no remorse (no love) That’s why I’m a living corpse Ain’t got no love, no remorse (no remorse) That’s why I’m a living corpse Horcruxes keep me alive (alive!) That’s how I’m singing this jive Horcruxes keep me alive (singing this jive!) That’s how I’m singing this jive Don’t wanna be a freaky incarnation Wailing like a baby in King’s Cross Station Jabba jabba yabba dabba yabba dabba doo Skibbedop beebelop beebedopOW Yibedeboo yibedeboo yibedoo wooo? Zabba dabba dabba da weeooo! Scatting keeps me out of my death bed It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead Unicorn blood keeps you being a stud You found testosterone from the Sorcerer’s Stone Wormtail’s spell made me whole again Jump out of that cauldron, I’m a real man! Well maybe not, ‘cause I’m looking inbred It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead It’s a little bit weird, but it’s better than being dead Yes it is!

Baby, I’m back from beyond the veil Baby, I’m back, just a little bit pale Oh, well, you thought I was dead You thought I was through, But baby I’m back and I’m back for you Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby I’m back Well, since I’ve been gone such a long, long time Oh, maybe you thought that I’d lost my rhyme But when you fall through a veil There’s nothing to do But sit in the mist and write songs to you Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby I’m back Well, maybe you thought about moving on Because you said to yourself, “Well, he’s dead and gone” But after prison for years You lose all your fears And nothing can kill be now except your tears Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby I’m back Yes, baby, baby, baby, baby I’m back Baby, baby, baby I’m back

What’s Bellatrix doing on Saturday night? Why is she out picking a fight? (Why’s she so angry?) She’s looking for a victim who thinks that he can dance But when you boogie with a dark witch you don’t stand a chance ‘Cause she’s doing the Death Eater Disco She’s doing it all night She’s doing the Death Eater Disco Casting spells while they run in fright What’s Lucius Malfoy doing out on Saturday night? Why is he not home gettin’ down with his wife? He spends too much time in the mirror straightening out his hair He dons the swankiest duds to boogie who knows where! ‘Cause he’s doing the Death Eater Disco He’s doing it all night long He’s doing the Death Eater Disco He’s shakin’ it right or wrong What do you think the Death Eaters do on Saturday night? Do they sit in the corner worried about their plight? They might be helping old ladies walk across the street Or making their wizarding dwelling nice and neat! No!! They’re doing the Death Eater Disco They’re out to boogie and fight They’re doing the Death Eater Disco Oops! John Travolta got hit with green light We’re doing the Death Eater Disco It’s not your momma’s regular jive! We’re doing the Death Eater Disco We’re just out staying alive!

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts Teach us something please Whether we be old or bald or young with scabby knees Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff But now they’re bare and full of air Dead flies and bits of fluff, fluff, fluff Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff So teach us things worth knowing Bring back what we forgot Just do your best, we’ll do the rest And learn until our brains all rot

Why didn’t you appear When I called you in the mirror I didn’t understand Father, brother, friend You were all of that to me Can’t you see you can’t leave Please come back from beyond the veil I miss you Dumbledore, I saw you fall Off the tower that night I didn’t know what to do You were the greatest man That I had ever known I needed you

I went to an evil store when I was just a little girl I saw some spiky instruments and a shrunken head with curls Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, ooo My mother bought an ugly skull and I got a spider, too When I was at Hogwarts school, one break I followed Lucius there We strolled through all the darkest shops while I gazed at his hair Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, ooo It’s where we had our first great kiss, and many others, too When I became a Death Eater, I knew the things I’d need I threatened all the shop owners and I got it all for free Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, Knockturn Alley, ooo That’s where I got my mask, my cloak and even my tattoo

Is it your long blonde hair, or your withering stare that makes me care for you? I thought I never would dare, but now I don’t have a prayer, ‘cause, baby, I’m the one for you From your head to your toes and those Victorian clothes I’ve got a feeling so supreme And though you walk with a cane and not a bit like John Wayne, oh, baby, you’re my wildest dream Lucius, Lucius, though you’re not too much fun Oh, but Lucius, Lucius, I know you are the one I’ve never felt love like this, and from our very first kiss, I knew that we were meant to be ‘Though we’re both purebloods, and that makes us cousins, you know I know you are the one for me Just think and you will see We’re pureblood history! Yeah.

I always knew that this would come The Battle of Hogwarts had begun, I knew it would be fun I fought for Voldemort So he would see my loyalty Then Molly Weasley burst into the hall As I was hoping her daughter would fall My curses would fly and I thought that I… Was ahead… But now I’m dead Hermione, Luna, and Ginny tried to take me down But I knew that I could curse them to the ground It was me against all three They had nowhere to flee Then Molly Weasley got into the mix As I was showing her daughter my tricks AVADA KEDAVRA! I thought she was hit Was it she? No…it’s me I know that we’re related But I can’t help being elated To put some huge craters Into you filthy blood traitors “What will happen to your children When I’ve killed you?” I said, then I roared with laughter at her Then my smile it faltered I was hit square in the chest By her spell, oh, I thought mine was the best Voldemort screamed…it ruined my dreams My pureblood fantasies Hey, Molly Weasley, although I will rot My wicked achievements will not be forgot I executed the blood that’s polluted Torturing was so my thing Oh, Molly Weasley, I misjudged your rage How I wish that I could turn back that page And put you to death with my final breath Hear the cries of my demise ‘Cause just like Fred…now I’m dead… (repeat)

A mist creeps in Rain falls softly It feels like tears upon my face You never sensed my deepest longings Now I cover any trace It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts, again The skies are grey Stormclouds gather Lightning strikes and thunder rolls I recall your haunting eyes, Those eyes that pierced my soul It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts, again The skies are black I sit and wonder, Why you torment me in death And always, Lily, always, I’ll love you till my final breath It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts, again It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts It’s raining at Hogwarts, again

When I first saw you I thought that I wanted to join your side Your ideas enthralled me and I thought that for you, I could die I’ve always been a little evil inside And being a Death Eater would be my biggest pride! Oh, Voldemort, I love you, I love you, I wanna be with you But, you’re always running after Harry and you’re looking kinda scary Oh, Voldemort, I love you, I love you, I wanna marry you But Rodolphus won’t give me a divorce and you’re not human anymore Sometimes it feels like you don’t have any love inside You’re just a seventh of a soul, is that why? Should I speak Parseltongue for you to hear me Or could you love me unconditionally? If you look behind my mask you’ll see a girl that’s misunderstood But, don’t you know that I do it all for the greater good I would never betray you, I’m your biggest fan I will always be loyal to you, like no one else can! Oh, Voldemort, I love you, I love you, I wanna be with you But, you’re always running after Harry and you’re looking kinda scary Oh, Voldemort, I love you, I love you, I wanna marry you But Rodolphus won’t give me a divorce and you’re not human anymore You’ve got a nose like a snake and it makes me quake just thinking of you I don’t know if I can take these feelings inside—I don’t know what to do! But I’ll always be your Bella, you’ll always be my Voldy, baby! Oh, Voldemort!

[Narcissa begs Snape to make the Unbreakable Vow with her in this “soul”-ful song!] I’ll make a vow with Snape about Draco’s fate Voldemort has got him; it may be too late (too late) Severus, please, I’m on my knees! I’ve gotta save his life, make this vow with me! Take my hand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Understand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Are you loyal to me or are you loyal to them? I need you to prove it! Don’t just say it! Do it! Bella tried to stop me from trusting you You alone can help me, you’ve just gotta be true (gotta be true) Severus, why, I know that he’ll die! We’re running out of time, he has nowhere to hide! Take my hand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Understand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Are you loyal to me or are you loyal to them? I need you to prove it! Don’t just say it! Do it! I can’t stay silent! (Shhh) I can’t stay calm! I’ve been awake all night long! I’ve been pushed to the edge! And I’m chilled to the core! There’s nothing I wouldn’t do anymore! Lucius is in jail and I’m all alone Draco’s taking blame, the Dark Lord’s rage has grown (he’s mad!) Severus, when will this madness end? If you care for Draco, show that you are a friend! Take my hand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Understand, it’s an Unbreakable Vow Are you loyal to me or are you loyal to them? I need you to prove it! Don’t just say it! Do it! Take my hand, Unbreakable Vow Understand, Unbreakable Vow Are you loyal to me or are you loyal to them? I need you to prove it! Don’t just say it! Do it! Do it!!!

Malfoy Manor was a lovely place But lately that’s just not the case I’ve reached my limit and Voldemort, Here’s what I’d love to say to you: You leave snakeskins all over the floor I don’t know what to do anymore You’re an unwelcome houseguest Ever since the Dark Lord came to stay My life has been deathly grey You kill people on my dining table I’d throw you out if I were able There’s peacock mess all over your sheets Because you walk outside in your bare feet What an unwelcome houseguest You sleepwalk at night We’re living in fright I know you have all this power, But seriously? Don’t you ever shower? My kitchen staff are all in a riot Because of your rodent-only diet You’re such an unwelcome houseguest Your pet snake looks like it wants to bite Weren’t orphans taught that’s just not polite? What an unwelcome houseguest You’re an unwelcome houseguest!