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DJ Luna Lovegood - Stubby Raccoon

from All You Need Is (Wizard) Love by Various Artists

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PLEASE NOTE: THIS SONG WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO TRANSCRIBE AND THERE ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY SOME ERRORS. CORRECTIONS ARE MOST WELCOME! 😁

[Various other random background talking throughout]
Spoken: Well, somewhere near the House of Black in London there lived a middle-aged man named Stubby Boardman and one day his band ran off with another guy. Hit poor Stubby in the [eye OR fry]. Stubby said I’m gonna get that band. So one day he walked into town, booked himself a show at the local venue…

Stubby Boardman
Checked in his equipment
Only to find Hogwarts, a History
Stubby had come equipped with a [grudge]
To wrock off the ass of his rival

Struggle, it seemed, had broken his dreams
By stealing his band, Snidget and the High Rollers
Their name was now Hot Ice and they called themselves originally
But everyone knew them as the bar band

They and their man; called himself Stan
Were in the next room at the wrock show
Stubby burst in, grinning a grin
He said, “Shunpike, this is a showdown!”

But Stanley was hot—
He strummed first and wrocked
And Stubby collapsed in the corner
Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.

The Gibson 54 Gold Top with double humbuggers wrocked
It was placed carefully back in the table
He said your [grudge] was no match
And Stubby said, “your Les Paul is crap
And I’ll be wrocking, I’ll be wrocking as soon as I am able”

Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.

Stubby Boardman fell back in his venue
Only to find Hogwarts, a History
Till they checked out
Left with no doubt
To go on tour with Creedence Clearwater Revival

Do do do do do do etc.
Dah dah dah dah etc.

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from All You Need Is (Wizard) Love, released April 15, 2009

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