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Prerequisites

from Illegal Love Potion by The Parselmouths

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In Gryffindor, they drill you on your courage and your might
Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight
And Ravenclaw will quiz you to make sure you’ve got the smarts
If you aren’t brainy, they will kick you out before you start
And Hufflepuff won’t mind if you are just an average Joe
They’ll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
If you don’t have this simple skill, we’ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite

Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys

You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don’t you care
That your family is a disgrace?

Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
If you don’t have this simple skill, we’ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite

Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys

You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don’t you care
That your family a big disgrace?

Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys

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from Illegal Love Potion, released June 1, 2007

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