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Illegal Love Potion
02:52
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Yesterday, I wore my shortest skirt to Slughorn’s class
He’s easy to manipulate, and so I made my pass
And just as I had thought, he simply signed his name for me
Allowing me into the restricted part of the library
Madam Pince was doubtful, but she had to let us look
We searched for half an hour through the dusty, smelly books
And finally we found it in a book called Forced Devotions
A complicated spell for an illegal love potion
Romilda Vane was silly
That stuff is child’s play
Chocolate Cauldrons, don’t waste my time
We’re gonna do this the Dark wizard way
The ingredients will be tricky
But a Parselmouth, has her way
Harry Potter, be afraid
‘Cause you will be ours someday (someday)
Someday
Illegal love potion
You’ll never know what hit ya
Illegal love potion
We’re not afraid to break the law
Illegal love potion
You’ll never know what hit ya
Illegal love potion
We’re not afraid to break the law
Romilda Vane was silly
That stuff is child’s play
Chocolate Cauldrons, don’t waste my time
We’re gonna do this the Dark wizard way
The ingredients will be tricky
But a Parselmouth has her way
Harry Potter, be afraid
‘Cause you will be ours some day (someday)
Someday (someday)
Someday (someday)
Someday (someday)
Someday (someday)
Someday (someday)
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Everyone says Slytherin House is the worst place to be (Why?)
Just because the dungeons are so cold (The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with greasy Sevvie Snape (Ew!)
And because our souls have all been sold … to You-Know-Who!
But there are good parts, too, that you may not have seen (Like what?)
We get to wear green
Are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream
When we accidentally bump them in the hallways
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
He’d always rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
Then ever give detention to someone from his own house
We get to wear green
Are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream
When we accidentally bump them in the hallways
Get to goof off in Potions, just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
He’d always rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
Then ever give detention to someone from his own house
[spoken:]
[Snape:] Harry Potter, that’s ten points from Gryffindor, and detention on Saturday!
[Harry:] But, Professor, that’s not fair! I’ve got Quidditch practice!
[Snape:] I don’t care.
[sung:]
Thank God for Potter
I got an ‘A’ in Potions
Yay, Harry Potter
Guess Potter’s not that bad
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3. |
Myrtle's Always There
03:03
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Just want to fix my makeup
Just want to do my hair
But I can’t, and it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[Part 1:
Her clothes are so outdated
Her complexion’s not too great
Even though she’s kind of nice
She’s just too much to take
So I avoid the bathroom
That’s on the second floor
Because that’s where you’ll find Myrtle
The dead girl who’s such a bore]
Just want to go in silence
Without a ghostly stare
But I can’t, and it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[Part 2:
OK, so I’ll admit it
Sometimes she’s not so bad
A friend who is transparent
Is a useful friend to have
I really love to gossip
And Myrtle knows it all
When we want the latest update
We ask her to peek through walls]
Just want to fix my makeup
Just want to do my hair
But I can’t, and it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[Parts 1 and 2 sung at the same time by different singers]
Everyone else hates Myrtle
But we say, ‘Au contraire’
She does things we wouldn’t dare
So give this ghost a chance that’s fair
Give your thanks and be aware
That Myrtle’s always there
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[sigh]
Professor Lupin
La la la la la la la la
Professor Lupin
La la la
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense
First we had Quirrell, but he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind
Lockhart was next; I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense
I remember Moody, who wasn’t Moody at all
He was just, he was just Crouch
Who’d forget Umbridge, that mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left
And that year was Snape; he wanted that job so bad
Go back to, go back to Potions
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Of a crush I have on a former teacher
What can I say? I guess werewolves are kind of cute
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense
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If someone were to ask us what our favourite colour is
We’d say green, we’d say green
Gryffindors would find that wearing red is best
But I promise you that green can put their colour to the test
Ravenclaws were certain blue was simply number one
But little do they know their colour’s soon to be outdone
Hufflepuffs used yellow ink when writing friendly letters
But face it, silly Hufflepuffs, you don’t know any better
If someone were to ask us what our favourite colour is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green
Lettuce, grass, unripe tomatoes, apples, clovers, leaves
Stuff that’s dirty and old Bertie’s Every-Flavour Beans
Cactuses and pond scum that growing in the bog
Kites that fly, Key lime pie and Kermit the Frog
Avocadoes, pickles, grapes and Muggle dollar bills
And don’t forget the Weasleys’ mouldy dress robes, with the frills
Turtles, trees and celery and some dragons’ breath
The colour of that Killing Curse that’s always meant for death
The shade your face is turning when you’re jealous of my clothes
Artichokes and the stuff that comes out your nose
If someone were to ask us what our favourite colour is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green
If someone were to ask us what our favourite colour is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green
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I don’t care about baseball
And soccer makes me snore
I find golf to be dreary
And football is a bore
I’d rather go do girl things
‘Cause I think sports are lame
But I never ever miss
A Quidditch game
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on earth’s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On the freezing pitch?
Don’t ask me what the score is
‘Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it’s just now why I go
I don’t care if it’s raining
I don’t mind if it’s cold
Because boys in Quidditch outfits
Are a sight just to behold
I know that it’s rude to stare
But I just have no shame
So I never ever miss
A Quidditch game
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on earth’s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On the freezing pitch?
Don’t ask me what the score is
‘Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it’s just not why I go
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on earth’s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On the freezing pitch?
Don’t ask me what the score is
‘Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it’s just not why I go
(One more time!)
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on earth’s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On a freezing pitch?
Don’t ask me what the score is
‘Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it’s just not why I go*
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7. |
Prerequisites
03:21
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In Gryffindor, they drill you on your courage and your might
Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight
And Ravenclaw will quiz you to make sure you’ve got the smarts
If you aren’t brainy, they will kick you out before you start
And Hufflepuff won’t mind if you are just an average Joe
They’ll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
If you don’t have this simple skill, we’ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don’t you care
That your family is a disgrace?
Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
If you don’t have this simple skill, we’ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don’t you care
That your family a big disgrace?
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
Oh, Weasley, it’s so easy
It’s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys
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I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
I went with Draco, I went with Draco
I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
La la la la la la la
Everyone looked fabulous
But I looked even better
As we all danced the night away
Oh, I love it when things go my way
You didn’t go with Draco to the Yule Ball
You didn’t go with Draco to the Yule Ball
You didn’t go with Draco, you didn’t go with Draco
You didn’t go with Draco, because I did
La la la la la la la
Sure, Hermione, Parvati and Cho
And some other guy I didn’t know
Were there with Hogwarts champions
But I don’t care, I was with my hon
Draco, Draco, Draco, Draco Malfoy
Is such a, such a, such a pretty boy
It was the best night of my life
Oh, I hope he asks me to be his wife
‘Cause I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
I went with Draco, I went with Draco
I went with Draco to the Yule Ball
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9. |
Where is Draco?
03:27
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There is this boy we all know
I’ll admit he’s a spoiled brat
But I swear that’s why we love him
And we really want him back
I can’t believe we never noticed
He was always sneaking ’round the school
We’re all upset, because it’s too late
Now, he’s just the Dark Lord’s tool
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
We don’t know what to expect now
Draco’s gone; he’s made a deal
Evilness was just a game
Never thought it’d be for real
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Don’t know if we can do it
It’s been a while since things seemed right
But Draco’s not alone; he has us
We know we’re gonna have to fight
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
Draco, where are you?
Draco, we care about you
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10. |
Who Are These Boyz?
03:37
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(OK, so, well, I was wondering, um …)
Who are these boys?
Who will not leave us alone
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys?
Wearing nasty cologne
And are all up in my zone
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys?
Crabbe and Goyle, stop asking us out
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys? (Will you be my girlfriend?)
Who follow us all around
Who are these boys? (I have a lot to offer …)
Who are these boys?
Sniff us out like hounds
And need to lose a few pounds
Who are these boys? (Look at my muscles!)
Who are these boys?
Crabbe and Goyle, stop asking us out!
[Brittany, spoken:] Oh man, Kristina …
[sung:] How are we going to get them to leave us alone?
[Kristina:] I don’t have a single clue
[Brittany:] I have one horrible, terrible, disgusting, nasty, horrific idea
[Kristina:] I guess that’s the only thing we can do
[Both:]
We went on a date with Crabbe and Goyle (All right!)
I can’t believe we agreed to it (Yeah, me neither)
We hope that this will make them leave us alone (How about next Friday?)
Even when we think about it, we get sick
[spoken:]
[Kristina:] Well, you gotta tell about yours first.
[Brittany:] Oh man, OK …
[sung:]
Well, Crabbe is such a stupid man
He told me he had a plan / [Crabbe:] I have a plan!
So, I followed him, hoping it would be fun
[spoken:]
[Kristina:] It wasn’t fun, was it?
[Brittany:] It wasn’t fun at all! / [Crabbe:] It was so much fun!
[sung:]
We broke into the kitchen door
And, man, that night was such a bore
I watched him eat and eat and eat; oh, boy, it was dumb (It was tasty!)
He passed right out at half-past two
I magicked him back to his room
I swear I’ll never do it again! (Come on!)
[spoken:]
Your turn …
[Kristina, sung:]
Well, Goyle, he was really bad
He said our date would be so rad (So rad!)
But we never even left the common room (I like that room!)
[spoken:]
[Brittany:] You didn’t leave the common room?
[Kristina:] No, we didn’t.
[Brittany:] Well, what did you do?
[Kristina, sung:]
Well, he beat some poor kid up for me (He had it coming!)
And then he flexed ’til half past three
Before it even started the whole date was pretty doomed / [Crabbe:] awesome!
He even tried to hold my hand
But then I told him he was banned
I swear I’ll never do it again! (I totally got to first base!)
[Both:]
Who are these boys? (Me?)
Who will not leave us alone
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys? (You girls are so hot!)
Wearing nasty cologne
They are all up in my zone
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys?
Crabbe and Goyle, stop asking us out!
Who are these boys?
Who are these boys? (I speak snake too!)
Who follow us all around (Sssss)
Who are these boys? (Sssss)
Who are these boys? (See?)
Sniff us out like hounds
And need to lose a few pounds
Who are these boys? (I said I’m not that fat!)
Who are these boys?
Crabbe and Goyle, stop asking us out! (Please?)
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11. |
Who is Blaise Zabini?
02:05
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Who is Blaise Zabini?
What does he want?
Where did he come from?
Will he be an uncle or an aunt?
Now, poor Blaise was Confunded about his gender role
He went to all his classes; what a poor soul
We all gave him second glances, but all we saw was fuzz
I’m sure I would have talked to him if I knew just what he was
Who is Blaise Zabini?
What does he want?
Where did he come from?
Will he be an uncle or an aunt?
Don’t know where he sleeps at night; he just kind of disappears
I can’t believe this happened until our sixth year
We all thought he seemed nice, although we were confused
The biggest issue was the bath; he didn’t know which room to use
Who is Blaise Zabini?
What does he want?
Where did he come from?
Will he be an uncle or an aunt?
And so he didn’t say much until our sixth year at school
And when he started talking, we knew that he was cool
He’s secure in being a boy now, and I know I shouldn’t dwell
But now and then I stop and think, he would have made a nice girl as well
Who is Blaise Zabini?
What does he want?
Where did he come from?
Will he be and uncle or an aunt?
Who is Blaise Zabini?
What does he want?
Where did he come from?
Will he be an uncle or an aunt?
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12. |
Oh Dumbledore
02:01
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Dumbledore, he’s gone now
And school will not be the same
Our world’s turned upside down now
‘Cause our Headmaster has been slain
Oh Dumbledore, this is crazy
I’m sure the Dark Lord is thrilled
I’m feeling a little mixed up
Over how your blood has been spilled
Oh, Snape, dear Professor Snape
Who do you really work for?
Oh which side lies your fate?
Oh, Snape, dear Professor Snape
How did you go through with it?
Hope it wasn’t a mistake
‘Cause Dumbledore, he’s gone now
And life is not gonna be the same
The whole wizard world’s upside down now
‘Cause a great wizard has been slain
Oh Dumbledore, this is madness
And I’m sure the Dark Lord is thrilled
We Dark wizards are so mixed up
Over how your blood has been spilled
Dumbledore
Dumbledore
Dumbledore
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